Rank/Team/W-L/Last Wk
HEAVYWEIGHTS
1. Patriots 13-2 (1) Now that Brady has sown up his 2nd MVP award, the only question is can he get his 4th ring?
2. Falcons 12-3 (2) No shame in losing a close one to the defending champs. Need home field though if they want to get to Dallas…
3. Ravens 11-4 (4) Some say NE fears this team and they can go into Foxboro and win like last year. I think not. What they forget is NE was not very good last year…
4. Saints 11-4 (5) Drew Brees is a tough son of a gun… showed me something in that win after throwing the 2 big picks…
5. Eagles 10-5 (3) So you wanted the fast track for Vick and Jackson…how’d that work out for you? My dogs LOVED that game last night….
6. Steelers 11-4 (6) Need to avoid a repeat of last year’s loss to Cleveland to lock up the division and bye.
7. Colts 9-6 (8) Defense is a concern but are still dangerous and a tough out for anyone in the playoffs.
8. Packers 9-6 (11) I think this team is the sleeper in the NFC that could come out of that conference.
9. Bears 11-4 (12) Good record, shaky QB, shaky head coach… don’t see them going far in the tournament.
10. Jets 10-5 (9) What happened to the best defense on the planet? But then again, Rex is ALWAYS putting a foot in his mouth…
11. Chiefs 10-5 (13) Matt Cassel should’ve made the pro bowl over Rivers.
12. Giants 9-6 (10) I’m sorry but Eli blows…okay?
13. Bucs 9-6 (15) I wish we could send this team to the playoffs instead of either St. Louis or Seattle…
MIDDLEWEIGHTS
14. Chargers 8-7 (7) Slow start bit them in the ass this year… they win the underachievers of the decade award…
15. Rams 7-8 (17) Can they seal the deal out in coffee-land?
16. Vikings 7-8 (22) Looks like they found a head coach AND quarterback based on last night’s performance….well done.
17. Raiders 7-8 (16) Looks like the Cable Guy will be hanging around another year.
18. Redskins 6-9 (25) “I’ll teach you to back talk my son, McNabb!”
19. Jags 8-7 (14) Typical Jags….let’s rename them the Gaguars!!
20. Dolphins 7-8 (18) The Tough-Guy-sunglass-wearing-indoors-at-the-podium act is about to get axed….now that the Tuna isn’t there to protect him.
21. Cowboys 5-10 (19) Unfortunately for Jason Garrett, Uncle Wade’s team showed up in Arizona.
22. Cards 5-10 (29) Unless you find a QB, get ready for more of the same in 2011 Cardinal Fan.
23. Lions 5-10 (27) If they can keep Stafford healthy, they can contend in their division next year.
24. Browns 6-9 (24) Will Walrus can the Rat and take over the sidelines? Does it matter? I mean this is Cleveland we’re talking about!
PAPERWEIGHTS
25. Titans 6-9 (20) All I keep hearing is Porn Stache will get hired in 24 hrs. if canned by Adams… Why? What has this guy ever done???
26. Seahawks 6-9 (23) Pete Carrol has the same deer-in-the-headlights look he had in New England.
27. Niners 5-10 (21) Singletary looked and sounded the part, but he had nothing between the ears…
28. Broncos 4-11 (30) God now has a special place in his heart for Mile-High Stadium now that Tim Tebow has been annointed starter…
29. Bengals 4-11 (31) It is called “Addition by Subtraction” now that All-Tool receivers Ocho Stinko and T.O. aren’t playing. Not that complicated a concept…i.e. New England earlier this year….
30. Texans 5-10 (28) The masters of snatching defeats from the jaws of victories…
31. Bills 4-11 (26) Fear the Beard….or the stupid QB…or both…
32. Panthers 2-13 (32) Hey, Belichick is on the line…he wants to know if you want to trade your next 10 first round picks for his 2 – 2nd rounders this year?