Rank/Team/W-L/Last Wk
HEAVYWEIGHTS
1. Patriots 12-2 (1) Probably took Green Bay too lightly when Rodgers was ruled out. Say what you want about the young D, but they make plays when it counts.
2. Falcons 12-2 (2) Will have inside track to Dallas if they secure home field thoughout.
3. Eagles 10-4 (5) Were getting worked by the G-men before the Miracle of the New Meadowlands..
4. Ravens 10-4 (6) Lead the league in complaining and ugly big-mouth pass rushers named Suggs….
5. Saints 10-4 (3) Not the team from last year…
6. Steelers 10-4 (4) This team is pretty ordinary, especially without Polomolo.
7. Chargers 8-6 (8) Will need to run the table to have a chance, both games winnable, but both on the road.
8. Colts 8-6 (9) Win out and they’re in…
9. Jets 10-4 (10) Got off the schneid in Pittsburgh…barely….
10. Giants 9-5 (7) Are you kidding me G-Men??
11. Packers 8-6 (11) Played NE tough, but should’ve kicked out of bounds instead of kicking to Dan Connolly.
MIDDLEWEIGHTS
12. Bears 10-4 (12) Have the look of a one-and-done team in the playoffs.
13. Chiefs 9-5 (16) Where are all those “experts” calling Cassel a bust now?
14. Jags 8-6 (13) Did anyone really think they would beat Indy last week?
15. Bucs 8-6 (14) Toughest thing for a young up-and-coming team is to beat someone when you are favored.
16. Raiders 7-7 (19) Win one, lose one….
17. Rams 6-8 (17) My leader-in-the-clubhouse for the NFC West.
18. Dolphins 7-7 (15) Wow, these guys suck at home…
19. Cowboys 5-9 (20) Different team without Uncle Wade. What took you so long to see what all of America could, Jerry?
20. Titans 6-8 (25) Get your resume ready, Porn Stache…
LIGHTWEIGHTS
21. Niners 5-9 (18) Still paying for the Glory Days….
22. Vikings 6-8 (21) The Purple People Eaters could beat this year’s squad.
23. Seahawks 6-8 (23) How did this team win 6 games?
24. Browns 6-8 (22) There will be no stay of execution this year for Mangina..
25. Redskins 5-9 (26) What the HELL is Shanahan doing in DC?
26. Bills 4-10 (27) As opposed to lots of teams who have already quit, this team plays hard every week.
27. Lions 4-10 (29) Their first road win since Oldsmobile was a top-seller for Detroit.
28. Texans 5-9 (24) Don’t let the door hit you in the ass on your way out, Kubiak…
29. Cardinals 4-10 (28) Get on the horn with Shanahan and get McNabb…wtf are you waiting for?
30. Broncos 3-11 (30) You heard it here first, Kubiak will be named their next coach a day after he gets canned in Houston.
31. Bengals 3-11 (31) This ownership is getting what they deserve…
32. Panthers 2-12 (32) So you don’t want to pay a coach 6 mil per…I n’t blame you…but at least get a competent GM…this roster stinks…