Rank/Team/W-L
DIAMOND DIVISION
1.Packers 12-0 The only way they don’t run the table is if Rodgers gets hurt…
2.Ravens 9-3 If they want to go to the superbowl, they need to get homefield..
3.Saints 9-3 The best hope in the NFC to knock off Green Bay.
4.Steelers 9-3 Rounding into playoff form.
5.Niners 10-2 Do they have enough offense to go very far in the playoffs?
6.Patriots 9-3 This team will keep winning until they play any above avg QB…then its over.
7.Texans 9-3 Sorry, but you ain’t winning a playoff game with this QB crew…
8.Jets 7-5 Looking like they’ll get the last playoff spot, then make another run…deja vu all over again.
9.Cowboys 7-5 May win the division, but this team struggles too much to be taken seriously.
10.Titans 7-5 Cinderella team of the year.
11.Falcons 7-5 Losing to a QB-less Texan team is evidence that this group doesn’t have what it takes.
CUBIC ZIRCONIA DIVISION
12.Bengals 7-5 The clock has struck midnight for this cinderella…
13.Bears 7-5 The Houston Texans of the NFC…
14.Lions 7-5 What a collection of tools & punks on this squad…good Lord…
15.Broncos 7-5 TE-Bow…Oh E Oh…TE-Bow…OH E OH!
16.Raiders 7-5 Flip a coin with this team each week I tell ya…
17.Giants 6-6 Win on a last minute drive, lose by the last minute drive…payback’s a bitch.
18.Dolphins 4-8 Where was this team earlier this year??? At least they’re playing hard as opposed to the Colts & Eagles…
19.Chargers 5-7 Let the Cowher & Fisher rumors commence!!
20.Chiefs 5-7 Master’s of the 10 point offense…
21.Panthers 4-8 Get some defense and this team can be pretty good..
COAL DIVISION
22.Eagles 4-8 They certainly put the fun in dysfunction… fun for us that is…
23.Bills 5-7 Nobody collapses like the Buffalo Bills, right Chris Berman?
24.Seahawks 4-8 I’d be pumped and jacked if this team was in my division.
25.Cardinals 5-7 Been beating up on the Cowgirls for years…
26.Redskins 4-8 How many people actually remember when this team was good? Raise your hand….
27.Bucs 4-8 A finalist for most-disappointing team of the year.
28.Browns 4-8 The Holgren era…the latest mistake-by-the-lake.
29.Jaguars 3-9 The moving vans are circling the stadium….
30.Vikings 2-10 Another once-proud franchise in the shitter.
31.Rams 2-10 Looking like McDaniels has ruined another team…
32.Colts 0-12 I hope you have your house on the market, Peyton….