Rank/Team/W-L/Last Wk
HEAVYWEIGHTS
1. Patriots 10-2 (2) They earned this spot with that beatdown of the loud-mouthed Jets.
2. Falcons 10-2 (3) They are a beast at home and now winning on the road, currently the best of the NFC.
3. Saints 9-3 (4) A shaky game in Cincy… defense is a concern.
4. Packers 8-4 (6) Running game an issue? Who needs a running game….
5. Steelers 9-3 (7) You know your nose is broken when you need to reach behind your ear to pick it…. Good thing Big Ben was a mullion to start with.
6. Ravens 8-4 (8) All those weapons and still can’t score enough….
7. Jets 9-3 (1) Everyone outside of NY enjoyed that ass-kicking last night. I know I sure did… A woodshed event if I ever saw one….
8. Bears 9-3 (9) The overachievers of the year so far….
9. Eagles 8-4 (10) Ellis Hobbs is retiring….he’s lucky he lasted this long, worst CB I’ve ever seen….
10. Giants 8-4 (11) Which Giant team will show up each week, that’s the question.
11. Chiefs 8-4 (13) I’ll believe in this team if they can go out to SD and put this division away…
12. Chargers 6-6 (5) What’s the deal with this team? Look like Posers to me…
13. Jags 7-5 (15) Don’t know how this team is winning, but they’ll never have a better shot of unseating the Colts.
MIDDLEWEIGHTS
14. Colts 6-6 (12) This team is regressing under the silent coach…what the hell is his name??
15. Bucs 7-5 (14) This young team and will need to learn how to close out games…but they have a bright future…
16. Browns 6-6 (17) Two more wins and they’ll have a parade in downtown Cleveland.
17. Rams 6-6 (18) Still my pick to win the NFC West..
18. Dolphins 6-6 (16) Should play all their games away from home..
19. Raiders 6-6 (22) If they could only play Norv every week..
20. Vikings 5-7 (20) Brett Fart goes out with injury, team takes off….coincidence??? I think not…
21. Seahawks 6-6 (23) I’d rather watch soccer than watch this team…
22. Cowboys 4-8 (26) Jerry should’ve cut Uncle Wade loose during training camp.
23. Texans 5-7 (19) One more loss Kubiak and you can go home to Denver and take over the Donkeys.
24. Titans 5-7 (24) The Tits have quit on Coach Porn Stache…
25. Redskins 5-7 (21) Soap Opera Central
LIGHTWEIGHTS
26. Niners 4-8 (25) Another loss, another switch at QB…make up your friggen mind there Simpletary…
27. Bills 2-10 (27) The lost century in Buffalo continues…
28. Broncos 3-9 (28) The Little General just lost his stars….cocky little jerk had it coming…
29. Cardinals 3-9 (29) The Birds are Turds.
30. Lions 2-10 (30) Another week, found another way to lose.
31. Bengals 2-10 (31) Did anyone think the Bungles would hang on and win that game?
32. Panthers 1-11 (32) This team would have trouble competing in the SEC…