NFL Power Rankings – Week 13, 2011 NFL Power Ratings

Week 13 NFL Power Rankings

STEAK

1.Packers 11-0  Every team is beatable…having said that, who is going to beat this team? 

2.Ravens 8-3 This team is a tough out, but they better hope for the good Flacco come playoff time.

3.Saints 8-3 I’d pay money to see them against GB in the NFC title game.

4.Steelers 8-3 They aren’t always pretty, but they get the job done.

5.Niners 9-2 Got a little exposed on Thanksgiving if you ask me.

6.Patriots 8-3 Look, when VY lights up your defense, you still have issues.  If DeSean Jackson took out his tampon and caught those two TD’s, it might have been a different outcome.

7.Bears 7-4 All is right with the world Bear fans, Cutler just got re-engaged…

8.Bengals 7-4 You want respect?  Beat Pittsburgh or Baltimore, then we’ll talk.

9.Texans 8-3 You Texan fans are screwed….Jake Delhomme??? LOL…

10.Falcons 7-4 At least they win the games they’re supposed to…

11.Raiders 7-4 Can smell the breath of Tebow on their necks….

12.Lions 7-4 Just like most GM products, as soon as the warranty runs out the car falls apart.

13.Jets 6-5 If only Rex would use a lapband on his mouth…

HAMBURGER

14.Cowboys 6-5 This team might win the division by default!

15.Giants 6-5 Brandon Jacobs….shut up you!  wanted the ball and once you got it, you danced like Lawrence Maroney back there…

16.Titans 6-5 Don’t sleep on this team for their division…

17.Broncos 6-5 As Herm the Worm said…”You play to WIN the game!”

18.Eagles 4-7  The Eagles have landed, the Eagles have landed!  …..Crash landed that is….

19.Dolphins 3-8 Can you get a QB that can catch the snap??? Jesus…

20.Chargers 4-7 That performance was rougher than Norv’s complexion…

21.Bucs 4-7 One of the more disappointing teams this year…

22.Chiefs 4-7 Play Orton already….can’t be any worse than the stiff that’s playing now…

23.Bills 5-6 That Stevie Johnson is a tool’s tool….

DOG FOOD

24.Browns 4-7 What will  Brown do for you??  Apparently, not too friggen much!

25.Redskins 4-7 No truth to the rumor that the CIA made prisoners watch the Redskin/Seahawk game in lieu of waterboarding… I’d be begging for the water…

26.Seahawks 3-8 Pete Carrol was “so friggen Jacked” after that game….he’ll never learn, this guy….

27.Cardinals 4-7 Somebody please dig a hole in the desert and bury this team…

28.Panthers 3-8  Got a rare road win…of course it was against a team of quitters but nonetheless….

29.Jags 3-8 They put permanent tarps over 30% of the seats and still can’t sell the place out….Hello?  Los Angeles on line 1!!!

30.Vikings 2-9 Got their U-hauls already loaded….

31.Rams 2-9 This Spags guy is proving himself another Norv, good coordinator but not top banana material.

32.Colts 0-12 Yeah, lets blame the D-coordinator and fire his ass….Nobody is fooled, Polian….

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