NFL Power Rankings-Week 10, 2010

Biggest risers from last week are Oakland and Cleveland, both up 7 spots.  Biggest fallers are New England who fell 7 spots, and Houston and Indy falling 6 spots each. 

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HEAVYWEIGHTS

1.Steelers 6-2 (1) Nothing that happened last night changed their spot at the top.  If not Pittsburgh, then who?

2.Giants 6-2 (4) Getting better by the week, best in the NFC so far…

3.Ravens 6-2 (5) Where’s the Spit-Czar in Goodell’s office to levy a fine to McClain for hitting Crowder with a phglem-ball?

4.Jets 6-2 (4) Should send the key to the city to Coach Schwartz for handing them the game in Detroit.

5.Saints 6-3 (7) That’s how you treat a shit team….put your boot on their neck early and don’t let up.

6.Falcons 6-2 (8) Another win at home for these guys…as close as you’ll get to a sure thing these days….

7.Packers 6-3 (9) See the Saints message above…..

8.Colts 5-3 (2)  Loved their throw-back uni’s….  didn’t love their defense..

9.Eagles 5-3 (12) Did you see Andy Reid’s Punt-Pass-Kick photo???  Wow…

10.Patriots 6-2 (3) Was that a classic trap game or did they get exposed? 

11.Titans 5-3 (11) Randy Moss will go for the trifecta for wearing-out-his-welcome in one year.

MIDDLEWEIGHTS

12.Chiefs 5-3 (10) Don’t blame Matt Cassel for that loss in Oakland.

13.Raiders 5-4 (20) Enjoy it now Raider Fan, the wheels will come off eventually…

14.Chargers 4-5 (16) Don’t look now, the Bolts are making their move….

15.Bucs 5-3 (14) I’ve been critical of their young coach, but I’ve got to give him props, he has them competing hard every week.

16.Dolphins 4-4 (15) As I thought in preseason, this is at best a .500 team.

17.Bears 5-3 (18) zzzzzzzzz…..zzzzzz….

18.Browns 3-5 (25) Break up the Browns…. McCoy and the Rat are there to stay…

19.Texans 4-4 (13) Breakthrough year?  looks more like every other year…

20.Redskins 4-4 (17) If McNabb wasn’t what you wanted, why did you trade for him?

21.Vikings 3-5 (23) Saved the Bald-Guy-In-Charge for another week….

22.Rams 4-4 (19) The NFC West leader in the clubhouse…

23.Jags 4-4 (22) Did they move to Los Angeles in the bye week?

LIGHTWEIGHTS

24.Cardinals 3-5 (24) a hideous collapse, deprived us of a good week of media speculation in Minnesota.

25.Seahawks 4-4 (21) This is why Pete Carroll is strictly a college coach…

26.Lions 2-6 (27) Shame on me for thinking Schwartz was a bright coach… he snatched defeat from the jaws of victory with his stupid clock management at the end of the game.

27.Bengals 2-6 (26) Memo to Marvin Lewis: hurry up, put your house on the market.

28.Niners 2-6 (28) Still flying back across the globe after that stupid London game the NFL forces on us.

29.Broncos 2-6 (29) Tebow is writing his memoirs….good lord…you’re what, 22 years old??  I’ve logged more time in the shit-house….

30.Cowboys 1-7 (30) Son of Bum had to go, but Jerrah will want another puppet to replace him.

31.Panthers 1-7 (31) John Fox is dead-man-walking, but apparently Hurney the GM will stay….  Are you kidding me??  With that roster?  Seriously?

32.Bills 0-8 (32)  Jim Kelly wants to buy this team…good move, they always say buy low and sell high…..

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