Rank/Team/W-L/Last Wk
HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
1.Colts 8-0 (1) It seems like no matter the opposition, they find a way to come out on top. Can they continue to overcome the loss of Bob “always on the shelf” Sanders and other defensive starters?
2.Saints 8-0 (2) Flirted with danger against Carolina and one has to question how long they will be able to stage second half comebacks before getting bit in the ass.
3.Steelers 6-2 (5) The cream rises to the top my friends… They aren’t always pretty on offense, but they make the big plays when they need them.
4.Vikings 7-1 (3) So far, so good for the Queens but the second half of the year is when Brett Fossil’s body breaks down. Brace yourself for the inevitable, Minny fans!
5.Bengals 6-2 (6) These aren’t your father’s Bungles, boys and girls…. Count me as impressed, now don’t read the press clippings and get big heads…
6.Patriots 6-2 (4) I’m not completely sold on this team just yet… they are okay, but they haven’t won a road game this year…The London game was on a neutral field and it was against Tampa Bay. Until they beat someone good on the road, I’ll remain doubtful.
7.Cowboys 6-2 (10) Is this Fools Gold we are witnessing? I have my doubts about this group long term, but for now they are looking good.
8.Broncos 6-2 (8) Has the clock struck 12 midnight for Cinderella? It’s gut check time as the Chargers are making their annual move…. We’re about to find out if this Donkey team is any different than last year’s…
9.Chargers 5-3 (14) Rivers makes this team dangerous if they are in contention or make it into the tournament.
10.Eagles 5-3 (9) Missed a great opportunity to take charge of their division.. Fat Andy might design and call good plays, but he is Herm Edwards-esque in the game/clock management dept.
11.Texans 5-4 (11) Kudo’s for being in position to go to OT against Indy, but you need to land the knockout punch…. going to OT is like trying to win on points in a title fight….
12.Cards 5-3 (16) Good one week, suck the next, then win big the next week…. Who are you?
MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION
13.Falcons 5-3 (13) Borderline playoff team, good enough to wax half the league, but not good enough to beat the contenders.
14.Ravens 4-4 (7) Winner of this week’s Pretender-of-the Week !!!! Look in the mirror, Ray….
15.Giants 5-4 (12) The season is spiraling out of control but they play in the weak NFC so they have time to right the ship and land a wildcard spot.
16.Dolphins 3-5 (15) I’ll give them this, they get the most out of the talent they have….
17.Jets 4-4 (17) I wonder if Bart Scott, Kerry Rhodes and Fat Rex talked their shit at home during the bye week?
18.Jags 4-4 (23) I know they have 4 wins, but it’s a mystery to me how they got em….
19.Panthers 3-5 (20) When you sit on a lead and play not to lose, you lose…..
20.Packers 4-4 (18) I thought maybe I ranked them too low after the Viking loss, but after that egg in Tampa, I didn’t have them low enough apparently…..
21.Bears 4-4 (19) When is Lovie Smith going to be held accountable? This guy isn’t getting the job done, I’m sorry…..
22.Bills 3-5 (22) Signed T.O. and now the report from St. Dungy is that they wanted Michael Vick too! When you can’t draft, I guess you try to make a splash with big names….
LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION
23.Seahawks 3-5 (24) Hey Deion Branch, how did that career move work out for you?
24.Niners 3-5 (21) New coach, same old Niners…..
25.Raiders 2-6 (26) Between these clowns and the Niners, kids growing up in the Bay area have no idea what pro football is really like….
26.Redskins 2-6 (25) You really have to work hard to screw up a franchise as badly as this tool Synder has….
27.Titans 2-6 (31) Say what you want about Vince Young, the guy wins… who would you rather have, Jake Delhomme or Vince Young? End of story….
28.Rams 1-7 (27) At least they won a game……. sorry, its the best I can say.
29.Bucs 1-7 (32) I think they should keep wearing the orange uni’s and scrap those ugly pewter things.
30.Lions 1-7 (28) The rookie QB growing pains continue, get ready for another Thanksgiving day snoozer watching these guys….
31.Chiefs 1-7 (29) Were the Chefs ever this bad under Herm the Worm?
32.Browns 1-7 (30) What happened to the diet, Mangina?