Rank/Team/W-L/Last Week
HEAVYWEIGHTS
1.Patriots 14-2 (1) Not too bad for a rebuilding year, eh?
2.Falcons 13-3 (2) Its obvious they have the right GM/Coach/QB in place.
3.Steelers 12-4 (6) Back in the Tournament after last year’s debacle.
4.Ravens 12-4 (3) It’s put up or STFU time for these guys.
5.Saints 11-5 (4) If they’re going to repeat, they will have to do it the hard way this year.
6.Packers 10-6 (8) This is the team-nobody-wants-to-play in the NFC.
7.Colts 10-6 (7) Not the best Indy team we’ve seen recently, but still formidable.
8.Jets 11-5 (10) Rex Ryan’s epitaph will be “When all is said and done, more was said than done”
9.Eagles 10-6 (5) Let’s see what Vick can do in the playoffs….I’m not sold.
MIDDLEWEIGHTS
10.Bears 11-5 (9) If you were a Bear Fan, would you have much faith in Cutler? I wouldn’t…
11.Bucs 10-6 (13) Well done, Raheem, well done!
12.Giants 10-6 (12) See the Bears message and insert Eli……
13.Chiefs 10-6 (11) Not exactly going into playoffs with a head of steam….can you say one-and-done?
14.Raiders 8-8 (17) Finished .500 for first time since the Nixon Administration it seems and they now want to fire the Cable Guy.
15.Chargers 9-7 (14) Did you see their stadium under water recently? An appropriate metaphor for their season, don’t you think?
16.Jaguars 8-8 (19) This team teases their fans every year…but always collapse at the end…
17.Cowboys 6-10 (21) Coaches come and go, but will they ever win with Romo at the helm?
18.Lions 6-10 (23) Next years Bucs…
19.Redskins 6-10 (18) Not too impressed with Shanny’s return to the sidelines…
20.Dolphins 7-9 (20) Looking back, what did Sparano ever do to deserve a HC job in the first place other than get coffee for Parcells?
21.Seahawks 7-9 (16) I think that was Jesus Christ himself playing QB the other night for Seattle. Who says God doesn’t care who wins?
22.Rams 7-9 (15) Bradford is the future, but that game was too big for him Sunday night.
LIGHTWEIGHTS
23.Vikings 6-10 (16) The Circus is about to leave Minnesota and they’ll be better off for it…
24.Titans 6-10 (25) If I’m the owner, I tell Porn Stache I’m keeping VY and if you don’t like it, quit! I’m not firing you and paying you to sit at home.
25.Texans 6-10 (30) Kubiak keeps his job…are you kidding me?? What does a guy HAVE to do to get fired, good lord!
26.Cardinals 5-11 (22) Calling all QB’s…open auditions next week…
27.Browns 5-11 (24) Good Riddance, Mangina! Rats get what they deserve…
28.Niners 6-10 (27) This is a good coaching gig, lots of talent and low-hanging fruit for a competent coach…
29.Bengals 4-12 (29) The Bungles are back…it was tough last year when they were good…
30.Broncos 4-12 (28) Unless John Elway is going to suit up, what is he going to add to this screwed-up franchise?
31.Bills 4-12 (31) The Lost Decade is going on the Lost Century.
32.Panthers 2-14 (32) This owner is more focused on the CBA labor agreement than his own team… He could give a shit about his fans…