What a weekend…. I can’t figure out the NFL to save my life, got worked again on my picks yesterday but I’ve got a feeling I’m not alone. So, to make me feel better, I need to rip some teams and people and get some things off my chest…..
October Baseball– When will baseball wake up and shorten the season and play the biggest games in BASEBALL weather??? Not only does MLB schedule and play these games head-to-head against the NFL, but you also subject the players and fans to arctic weather to boot… …and can someone tell these Yankee players that they look like fools wearing those Elmer Fudd ear-flap hats???? I’d rather my ears freeze off than wear those goofy things….
Goodbye Charlie Weis- It’s officially up, Fat boy…. You’re not as good as you think you are and it’s time to give it up….. Your teams haven’t beaten anyone in 5 years and you’ve never had a defense in South Bend… other than that, your tenure’s been pretty good….
J-E-T-S…Speaking of big mouthed fat boys, how’s The Sanchise working out for you, Rex?? Even your rump-swab NY Post writers are calling your Jets frauds this morning…. Your mouth works for the defense, but not so much for the offense…. you’re gonna have to start coaching now big boy….
Minnesota/Ravens – All the talk today is about how good Minnesota is and how Favre has found the fountain of youth, blah, blah, blah…. Let me tell you, if the Ravens made that FG at the end as they should have, everyone would be talking about their brutal collapse in the second half…. don’t make any reservations in Miami just yet…..
Jim Zorn – Do you want a good laugh? Watch one of Zorn’s press conferences after games….hilarious (unless you’re a Skins fan)… Now they are taking his play-calling duties away and he’ll no doubt be fired in a couple of weeks… Grow some balls Jim and tell Synder if you want my play calling duties, you’re gonna have to fire me! What a circus in DC…..
Pretenders-of-the week- Cincinnati, Seattle, Philadelphia… way to show up yesterday….
Piss Poor Tackling – I’ve never seen such poor tackling in my life lately…. Can’t anyone wrap their arms around people when they tackle??? Defensive backs are the worst offenders, they come up and try to land the kill shot and the runner either jumps over them or bounces off and keeps going down the field… WRAP THE GUY UP !!!!!
Jeff Fisher/Tennessee Titans – What was THAT, yesterday??? I’ve been watching the NFL for too many years to remember, but I’ve never seen a team quit like Tennessee did. Pathetic… Sure Brady was hot, but Tennessee kept giving them turnovers and a short field to work with, they couldn’t cover my grandmother and when they saw the snow they looked like they wanted to cry…. I suspected that they had quit on Mr. GQ this season and yesterday it was confirmed… Now, some media are saying that perhaps Belichick ran up the score as retaliation for spygate comments, etc. I’m sure Hoodie has no love lost for Mr. Rules Committee, but Tennessee was that bad and the score could’ve been 80-0 if he really wanted it to be…..