Rank/Team/WL/LW
HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
1.Chargers 14-1 (2) They look to be playing the best out of all the teams in the league at the right time.
2.Colts 14-1 (1) Call them the Indianapolis No Balls…. Get ready for their annual playoff gag job…
3.Eagles 11-4 (4) NFC’s version of the Chargers; not a great defense but an offense that can compensate.
4.Saints 13-2 (3) Fortunate to still have home field; they will need it as they are going south quickly.
5.Cowboys 10-5 (6) These are not your father’s Cowgirls.. and they have the best defense of all the NFC playoff teams.
6.Packers 10-5 (9) May get that 3rd shot at the aging Diva….and the knockout blow…
7.Cardinals 10-5 (10) Warner gives this team a shot against anyone….
8.Vikings 11-4 (5) The Viking ship is sinking my friends and it’s not going to be pretty when it goes under…
9.Patriots 10-5 (11) Offense is regaining some swagger, but will they be able to do it on the road in playoffs?
10.Bengals 10-5 (7) They aren’t offensive juggernauts but they can win ugly.
11.Ravens 8-7 (8) Have a layup this week against Oakland and will be one of the wildcard teams.
12.Steelers 8-7 (15) Not going down without a fight, but they really don’t deserve a playoff spot.
MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION
13.Texans 8-7 (19) Will get to 9-7 since NE will treat this game as a bye week.
14.Broncos 8-7 (13) Another team on the outside looking in as CIN rests players giving NY one wildcard and Baltimore gets the other after beating Oakland.
15.Falcons 8-7 (18) Matty Ice Cream needs some defensive help for next year.
16.Panthers 7-8 (21) If John Fox wasn’t so stubborn and put Moore in sooner, they’d be a playoff team.
17.Jets 8-7 (20) They got a gift from the sackless Colts and will get another from Cincinnati to make playoffs…Merry Christmas Fat Rex….
18.Titans 7-8 (16) See Carolina message and insert Jeff Fisher and VY for Fox and Moore……
19.Dolphins 7-8 (17) Their one-year temporary reign as AFC East champs is over…..
20.Giants 8-7 (12) How embarrassing was that? Get ready for housecleaning in NY.
21.Jaguars 7-8 (14) Same old, same old for Del Rio’s squad. No QB, no pass rush, no playoffs….
22.Niners 7-8 (22) Singletary has them headed in the right direction.
LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION
23.Bears 6-9 (25) Did last night’s win save Lovie’s job? It shouldn’t…..
24.Browns 4-11 (28) What’s the over/under on days after the season before Holmgren whacks Mangina and stuffs him in a car trunk?
25.Bills 5-10 (24) Now they’re talking to Charlie Weis about the coaching job…pick a big name, any name…
26.Raiders 5-10 (23) Here’s your playoff game this week, Richard Seymour…..
27.Seahawks 5-10 (27) What a mess this franchise is from top to bottom….
28.Bucs 3-12 (30) The kid deserves another year, they are playing for him….
29.Redskins 4-11 (26) Shanahan’s got his work cut out for him with this crew….
30.Chiefs 3-12 (29) Not only is Haley a hotheaded tool, he’s got rabbit ears too….
31.Lions 2-13 (31) As always in Detroit, there’s always next year..
32.Rams 1-14 (32) …and now on the clock……