Rank/Team/Record/Last Week
HEAVYWEIGHT DIVISION
1.Colts 5-0 (2) The top spot could easily be New Orleans but Indy gets the top nod based on being more experienced in big games.
2.Saints 5-0 (3) Very tough at home and is the best team in the NFC. They showed they are for real by waxing the G-men.
3.Broncos 6-0 (4) I love the way this team plays and McDaniels has them buying in to what he’s selling. Finally, we have a Belichick disciple that can actually run his own program…
4.Vikings 6-0 (5) Got lucky against the Ravens, but hey, 6-0 is 6-0…. I think they fall from the unbeaten ranks this week at Pittsburgh.
5.Giants 5-1 (1) Ran into the buzz saw that is New Orleans, but it also could be that we’ve been overrating the G-men while they were playing a weak schedule. Don’t forget, the Cowboys scored lots of points on them in a game they should have won so the jury is still out.
6.Patriots 4-2 (9) Don’t look now but Brady’s starting to feel it… and they’re off to London this week to visit the Queen and scrimmage with the lowly Bucs…
7.Steelers 4-2 (7) When all is said and done, the Steelers will win the AFC North. Bank on it…
8.Falcons 4-1 (12) This team is a playoff team in the NFC. Don’t think they can beat N.O. for the division, but they can and should be a strong wildcard team…
9.Bengals 4-2 (6) I think they started reading their press clippings too early. I’ll give them a mulligan though given the emotional win at Baltimore and the tragic death of Mike Zimmer’s wife…
10.Ravens 3-3 (10) Caught Ray Lewis’ pregame rant to his teammates saying that the Vikings couldn’t survive the “hitting and physicality” they would dish out.… Hey Ray, give it a rest, your act is getting old… NOBODY is intimidated by your team… good team, yes, but nobody is afraid of your team….
11.Packers 3-2 (18) Give me Aaron Rodgers over Jay Cutler any day of the week, now protect the guy and you’ll make the playoffs…
12.Eagles 3-2 (8) What was THAT??? Way to mail one in…. This is the NFL fellas, not Alabama vs. Yale….
MIDDLEWEIGHT DIVISION
13.Bears 3-2 (13) Cutler is good enough to get fans excited, then stupid enough to blow it for you….reminds me a lot of Drew Bledsoe….
14.Jets 3-3 (11) They are who we thought they were !!! Gang green is starting their annual collapse early this year, even by Jets standards.
15.Dolphins 2-3 (15) At least the Fish know who they are and who they’re not. That said, the wildcat will only take you so far….
16.Cardinals 3-2 (19) One of many schizophrenic teams out there…. Good one week, lousy the next…perhaps the best of a weak division…
17.Chargers 2-3 (14) Kissed the division goodbye Mon. night… No pass rush & no pass blocking equaled no win. Can still mount a second half charge, but they’re not catching Denver….
18.Texans 3-3 (20) A team that beats the teams they should lose to and loses to the teams they should beat. Go figure…
19.Cowboys 3-2 (17) A classic case of a team that has higher expectations than they should have, especially with that coach and QB…
20.Niners 3-2 (16) In a battle with Arizona for the crown of a terrible division. Kinda like Obama as the head of the Democrats…. the best of a lousy bunch…
21. Jaguars 3-3 (21) …another schizophrenic team, who exactly are they?
22. Bills 2-4 (27) The good news is they beat the Jets, the bad news for Bills fans is they saved Jauron’s neck for now…
LIGHTWEIGHT DIVISION
23.Panthers 2-3 (23) Now that they are winning (albeit against bottow-dwellers) Steve Smith is crying and unhappy that he’s not getting catches…good lord… is it any wonder they stink?
24.Seahawks 2-4 (22) In a division of dogs, this team can’t even stay at .500! What was I thinking when I thought they should win their division? Fool me once shame on you, fool me twice shame on me!
25.Redskins 2-4 (24) Catch one of Zorn’s press conferences…classic! He tries to explain every reporter’s stupid questions when he needs to go all Parcells or Dikta on em… “that’s a dumbass question” or “next question”
26.Raiders 2-4 (28) Maybe the coach threatened to break some jaws if they played like they did in NY….
27.Lions 1-5 (25) You couldn’t even score one point? One win and you’re satisfied?
28.Browns 1-5 (26) Lerner and Mangini starring in the remake by the lake of “Dumb and Dumber”
29.Chiefs 1-5 (31) Thank god for Washington…. Where all shit teams go to feel better about themselves…
30.Rams 0-6 (32) Must be a right wing conspiracy that they can’t win a game….. Maybe a new owner can help… but it’s got to be a left wing liberal loving owner……
31. Bucs 0-6 (30) Gotta blame ownership in this case..
32.Titans 0-6 (29) Congrats Titans, you’ve earned this spot. Never have I seen a team quit quite like they did in NE. They saw the snow and looked like they wanted to cry, NE could’ve scored 80 pts if they wanted to. I don’t see how Coach Porn Stache survives this one…